Saucer arrives in New York, with T-Bag whinging because she hasn't
got her birthday surprise. As it comes in to land, Lieutenant Kowalski
comes out to see what all the noise is. T-Bag and teh rest come out
and he tells them that they cannot park there. Suddenly, there is
a huge explosion and Lieutenant Kowalski goes to see what is happening.
He is accosted by Bagsy Malone, a notorious criminal, who is making
his getaway. He make the lieutenant put up his hands and stand against
the wall. He then turns to T-Bag and demands to use her flying saucer
as a getaway vehicle. After a bit of banter, and being threatened
with a machine gun, they all climb aboard.
saucer takes off and Lieutenant Kowalski can't believe his eyes.
is excited because he has never been hijacked before. He asks Bagsy
what he has in the bag, but Bagsy shuts him up. He then demands that
Tow-Ling lands the ship and asks where the last place that the police
would try to find him would be. Tow-Ling suggests the police station.
Bagsy likes the idea and asks that they put down on the roof. They
Bagsy has left, T-Bag demands again that they get back to finding
her birthday surprise. As they are making their descent from the roof,
Lieutenant Kowalski arrests them for aiding and abetting a criminal.
Tow-Ling protests that they were taken hostage, but the lieutenant
refuses to believe them and tells them that they are looking at fifteen
years in the slammer. T-Bag then has the brilliant idea of bludgeoning
the policeman into unconsciousness with a baseball bat that she conjurs
up. Once he has been well and truly clobbered, T-Shirt protests that
this will get them another fifteen years in the slammer. Lieutenant
Kowalski comes around, and T-Bag and T-Shirt make a dash for freedom.
The Lieutenant manages to capture Tow-Ling and he yells after the
the coast is clear, T-Shirt and T-Bag clamber out of their hiding
places (a couple of dumpters. Of course, T-Shirt is in the empty one,
and T-Bag is hiding in the other one in a bunch of dead fish). T-Shirt
vows to rescue Tow-Ling, but T-Bag would rather find the birthday
surprise. T-Shirt tells her that they will have to find Bagsy Malone
and hand him over to the police to clear their names. T-Bag tells
him that Bagsy ran off and asks how they will find him. T-Shirt holds
up a gum wrapper with the name "Blue Cockatoo Club" with
an address on it that Bagsy had dropped.
at the club, the dynamic duo start to search the club for Bagsy. T-Bag
peers through a set of curtains in an alcove to see Bagsy on the phone
to his fellow gangsters telling them that he has the jewels. She then
tells T-Shirt that they will have to get the diamonds and give them
back to the police. Suddenly, she spots Lieutenant Kowalski coming
into the club. The two despair, thinking that they will be caught,
but T-Bag spots a sign advertising for female jazz musicians. She
disguises herself and T-Shirt as a female jazz band.
both go into Bagsy's office and he hires them. He demands that they
get to work.
get on stage and T-Shirt puts on a record of a jazz band. They them
mime to the record. Lieutenant Kowalski is very impressed with their
his office, Bagsyputs the jewels in a case and then he hears the cheering,
so he pops out to see how they are doing. He stands right beside Lieutenant
Kowalski without realising who he is. The Lieutenant asks if he is
the manager and Bagsy realises who he is talking to and tries to make
himself scarce, but Lieutenant Kowalski insists that he sits down
and has a drink with him. He is convinced that he has seen him somewhere
sees that Bagsy is otherwise engaged and sends T-Bag to get the diamonds
from Bagsy's office.
Kowalski gets fed up with waiting for the waiter to bring their drinks,
so he decides to go and get them himself. Bagsy sees T-Bag slip into
his office and follows her. He stands in the doorway and ses T-Bag
open the safe. He creeps up behind her when she has her head in the
safe and yels "BOO!". T-Bag jumps and knocks herself out
on the safe. She slumps to the floor and her wig falls off. Bagsy
then recognises her. He picks up the wig and has an idea about how
to slip past the policeman.
T-Shirt's number draws to a close, and Lieutenant Kowalski cheers
and tell him to take a bow. When he does, his wig falls off and the
policeman instantly recognises him. He chases him around the club,
and then T-Shirt makes a dash into Bagsy's office to try to revive
T-Bag. As Lieutenant Kowalski follows him, a figure in a blonde wig
wearing a purple boa and carrying a violin case dashes out and bumps
straight into him. The Lieutenant yells, "Outta the way, lady!"
and Bagsy makes his escape.
is trying to wake T-Bag when the policeman comes in and arrests them.
T-Bag wakes up and grabs one of his legs, knocking him to the floor.
They then make their escape and there is a big chase around New York.
During the chase, they run past the prison, and Tow-Ling calls to
T-Shirt. T-Shirt breaks him out by tying a rope to the bars and the
other end to the bumper of a car. He then drives the car away and
it pulls the bars out of the window. As they fly through the air,
they hit Bagsy over the head and knock him out. Lieutenant Kowalski
turns up and arrests him. The Lieutenant then tells T-Bag that they
get the reward from the jewellery store, so T-Bag immediately assumes
that it is the gems and starts gathering them up and putting them
in a case to take home. The Lieutenant then takes the case of gems
off her and gives her another golden envelope telling her that it
is her reward.