is listening to loud music again, when T-Bag comes in and tells him
to turn it off. She then calls him a wimp and a wally. T-Shirt tells
her that he could get the next sunstone really easily if she didn't
interfere and goes to get it.
emerges from his tent and summons his Captain, Bidet. He tells him
that he wants a feather for his hat because he has a date with Josephine.
Bidet objects because he considers the battle more important. Napoleon
goes back inside the tent. He has the next stone on one of his medals.
T-Shirt emerges having heard all of this. He disguises himself as
a hatmaker called Chuck Beret. He tells Napoleon that he is the finest
hatmaker around and then he tells him that his current hat is really
out of fashion. Napoleon reassures him that he was going to spruce
it up with a feather, but T-Shirt tells him that feathers are not
in fashion either. Napoleon then says that of course he knew this,
and he would rather die than be seen with a feather in his hat. At
that moment, Bidet comes back with a big ostrich feather. Napoleon
is furious and tells him to get out of his sight.
the tent, Bidet is furious. Penny approaches and asks him what is
wrong. Bidet tells her that he should be in battle and not getting
produces a massive pink hat which he puts on Napoleons head and it
goes right over. Whilst it is over his head, he tries to grab the
stone. Napoleon discovers what he is doing and sticks the hat over
T-Shirt's head. He then rings for Bidet, who comes in and starts waving
his sword at T-Shirt to scare him off. He accidentally chops Napoleon's
old hat in half, and this makes Napoleon furious! T-Shirt escapes.
finds the next stone in the saucer and then sees Bidet planning a
mutiny. She decides to do business with him.
disguises herself as a soldier and spins Bidet some yarn about her
being a captain who has been demoted by Napoleon. Bidet then decides
to involve her in the mutiny. Penny has overheard this and goes to
the tent, she tells him that Bidet is involved in a conspiracy. Napoleon
sends her out for details, and in return he offers her the medal.
and T-Bag are going over the plan again. The plan is that T-Bag is
to dress up as Josephine and go to the tent. She is then to chloroform
Napoleon. She asks Bidet if it really works. Bidet notices Penny and
grabs her. T-Bag treis out the chloroform on her, before grabbing
the bag of sunstones.
is fretting in the tent about where Penny has got to. T-Shirt creeps
up behind him and goes to bash him with a frying pan, but Napoleon
turns around just in time, and recognises him as the hatmaker. T-Shirt
tells him that he isn't the hat maker, but is his twin brother, Shirt
Cake the chef. Napoleon wishes that he had a double so that he could
get out of being clobbered. He is then struck by an idea and gets
T-Shirt to dress up in his clothes in return for the medal.
and T-Bag is dressed up as Josephine. She gives the bag of stones
to Bidet to guard whilst she carries out the plan.
comes out from behind the screen with the uniform on. Napoleon hides
behind the screen.
comes in and tries to seduce T-Shirt. They then discover their true
identities. T-Bag starts beating hell out of T-Shirt for trying to
ruin everything. Bidet hears the commotion and throws the bag of stones
away and dashes in to rescue T-Bag.
comes to and remembers the conspiracy. She discovers that her bag
has gone walkies.
in the tent, Bidet discovers that T-Shirt is a "Phoney Boney".
he decides to get to the bottom of what is going on whne he hears
Napoleon sneeze from behind the screen. Napoleon emerges holding a
gun. He tries to fire, but the safety is on. Bidet grabs the gun and
they all start chasing each other around to the 1812 overture.
Penny finds her bag and then cuts the rope on the tent. She then bashes
everyone except for Napoleon on the head with a large frying pan.
When he emerges, he gives her the medal.
at the T-Room, T-Bag is wailing about having the bag in her hand and
then losing them. T-Shirt gives her a hanky to blow her nose on, but
it is the chloroform soaked one, so T-Bag ends the episode unconscious.