is in the T-Room watching horror films on the TV. There is a terrible
knocking that comes from behind him. When he goes to investigate,
a hideous monster emerges from the shadows and startles him. It turns
out to be Granny Bag with a mask on. She is a mischievious old woman
who is always playing practical jokes. T-Shirt tells her that T-Bag
is in the bath. Granny tells T-Shirt that they are going to play a
joke on T-Bag when she comes back.
arrives in Transylvania in a deserted darkened street.
comes back from the bath. Granny and T-Shirt leap out dressed in their
scary costumes and try to scare her, but T-Bag just tells them off.
T-Shirt asks if they can go out trick or treating. T-Bag says no and
then goes to get dressed. Granny tells him not to take any notice,
and they decide to go anyway.
the street, a bat flitters down. A voice then wishes Polly a good
evening from behind and startles her. She turns around to see what
is obviously a vampire. He has the ring on the clasp on his cloak
collar. He introduces himself as Igor von Fledermaus. He offers to
give the ring to Polly if she will come back to his castle for a quick
BITE to eat. A storm strikes up, so Polly agrees, knowing full well
that he is a vampire. Once they have gone to the castle, T-Shirt and
Granny appear. They start knocking door-to-door, but they don't get
any answers and then realise that the place is deserted. They notice
an outdoor cafe with all the tables desrted and overturned chairs.
T-Shirt finds that the teapot on one of the tables is still hot. Granny
then admits that it was a mistake coming to somewhere as far away
as Transylvania. When T-Shirt hears this, he panics about vampires.
the Count's castle, he tells Polly to sit down so he can get her a
drink. She asks for lemonade. The count fixes her drink, but puts
a pill in it which make it foam and boil. Polly takes it and drinks
it, not noticing (Duh!). She soon fall asleep. The vampire goes to
at the T-Room, T-Bag can't find T-Shirt and so she threatens to nail
him to the floor.
as the vampire goes to bite, his fangs fall out because he has run
out of denture fixative. He decides to go and get some more.
in the street. Granny asks T-Shirt why he has a load of sausages dangling
around his neck. He explains that they are for protection from vampires
because they are garlic sausages. The bat flaps down into the street.
T-Shirt sees this and panics, telling Granny that it has come to turn
them into the living dead. The Vampire sticks his fangs in with his
new tube of denture grip. Granny wrestles with T-Shirt for some sausages,
having been alarmed by what he has just told her. They are approached
by the vampire. T-Shirt makes the sign of the cross with his sausages,
and Granny tells him to stop it, not realising that the Count is a
vampire. She apologises for T-Shirt's behaviour and tell him that
he can be such a clot. "Clot? Blood clot! Yummy doodle de-lish!
Blood, blood, blood, blood!" is the counts reply. Granny then
realises that he is a vampire, grabs some sausages and wards him off.
is really excited by this and magics up a video camera and tells T-Shirt
that they are going to make a film and that they will get protection
from the sausages.
wakes up and rushes to hide behind some curtains. The vampire bursts
in to bite her, but she is gone.
sees the ring on the vampires clasp. She disguises herself as a beautiful
lady vampire. She goes to the castle and tries to seduce the vampire
into taking off his cloak.
and T-Shirt are in the castle and Granny is enthusiastically filming
everything. She tries to get T-Shirt to go into the drawing room.
T-Shirt refuses, but Granny tells him that the vampire will soon be
sleeping because it will be dawn soon and sunlight kills them.
is till trying to seduce the vampire, but he has to pay a visit to
the little vampires room. He leaves to do so. Granny and T-Shirt come
in and see T-Bag. They mistake her for another vampire because of
her disguise. Granny calls to her so that she can get some footage
of her face. When she turns around, T-Shirt clobbers her with a large
garlic sausage and knocks her out. Realising his mistake, he takes
her back to the T-Room. Granny continues filming. She comes across
Polly behind the cutains and greets her. Polly tells her that they
have got to get out of the castle before the vampire comes back. They
hear an evil laugh and Polly rushes to hide. Granny rushes to find
the vampire to film him. He demands to know where the girl is. She
reaches into her pocket to get out some sausages, but she finds that
all she has in her pocket is a hole. He grabs her by the throat and
lifts her up with one hand, demanding again to know where the girl
is. Granny refuses to tell him. He drops her and turns to the curtains,
seeing Polly's shoes poking out from under the curtains. He draws
them back with a triumphant flourish. Polly is not there. She calls
him from across the room and when the vampire turns around, she opens
some more curtains and sunlight streams in. The vampire writhes around
and turns into a pile of dust, leaving just the ring and a set of